In the seventeenth century, physicists declared the principle of physical law
but even now they cannot figure out the greatest force of the universe
family bond.
Take a look at Shan Bao's family.
Father, master chef A-Guang.
He talks like a broken human boombox
but is a perfect father figure
willing to do everything to protect his family.
Brother, Da Dao.
Comes named like a natural-born killer
but he's also a perfect mother figure
willing to do everything to support Shan Bao.
Brother Xiao Sa and Sister Chi Xin.
Not blood-related family members
but the best backup A-Team that even money can't buy.
Now there's a huge incident happening in Shan Bao's family.
Shan Bao's private video is going to broadcast on TV
by the chief bastard, Wu Di.
All we need to do is to stop the show from being broadcast.
No one will see Shan Bao's nude video.
They decide to declare war.
On the other hand, Shan Bao decides to take the tape back by herself.
At the same time
two of Wu Di's employees try to kidnap their boss.
The next footage takes place between Episode Two and Episode Four.
The kidnappers successfully got their target plus a bonus
but they lost their boat.
In absolute torment of subzero
their relationship suddenly heated up to an intimate level.
Don't forget what you promised me on the boat.
How can I forget such a solemn vow to marry you?
Only on...
Invincible Shan Bao Mei.
Subtitles by DramaFever
Episode 4
This broken boat isn't moving at all.
We finally escaped from the freezing storage room
but still ended up getting trapped on this broken boat.
We've waited a long time and haven't seen one boat passing us.
Do you hear a noise?
What noise?
We're finished!
Sun Wu Di, come here quickly.
We have a disaster.
Water is coming into the boat. What do we do?
Next time don't exert your powerful strength, okay?
Things on the planet Earth are fragile.
What do we do?
Where are you going?
I found a life jacket.
There's only one.
What are you doing?
Sun Wu Di, compared with you
I have Wei Qing and my video crisis is solved.
You are more qualified to return alive first.
Are you insane? Telling me your last wish at a time like this?
- Crazy! - Sun Wu Di!
You haven't gotten back your ex-girlfriend
and you haven't learned how to be a person again
that's why you have to go back alive.
Why are you still criticizing me now?
After listening to my advice, you should be less afraid of water now, right?
- It's a joke. I love water. - Very good.
Fight hard, Sun Wu Di.
Swim back and I'll meet you onshore.
I said I wasn't afraid of water and you push me down to swim back myself.
Sure, I'll swim back by myself.
I tell you, the first thing I'll do when I reach the shore
is to broadcast your cupping video.
That's it! Bye bye.
You're not serious, are you?
I want to go home.
Sun Wu Di! Why are you back?
Are there sharks in the waters?
Do you think I'll give you have another chance to call me idiot?
I knew there's only one life jacket.
I only swam away to give you a scare.
You pushed me off, but what about you?
Don't just think of others before you act, okay?
You came back for me?
It hurts.
Sun Wu Di, it's really you!
You actually came back for me.
Only way to leave is to leave together.
I won't ever abandon women and children to save only myself.
Sun Wu Di will never do anything so inhumane.
Hu Shan Bao is crying!
Were you scared?
Don't do such stupid things again.
Next time don't make such rash decision.
You didn't notice there's a life boat?
I only saw the life jacket just now.
Who knew we are both so blessed?
This is double happiness!
What are you doing?
- Don't move. - What are you up to?
What are you doing?
Sun Wu Di.
I'm very happy you came back to save me
but you can't use this situation to take advantage.
I'm saving myself for Wei Qing.
Let me go.
Can you be quiet? Move back.
Come to your senses.
See how big the waves are now?
If the boat is knocked over, at least we are tied together.
If anything happens
I will swim ashore with you on my back.
Sun Wu Di.
I didn't realize you're such a manly man.
Hurry up and row. The sun is getting brighter.
My fans would be very sad if they see me sunburned.
Hu Shan Bao.
Have you noticed something strange?
Why is it we've been rowing and rowing
but we're still in the spot.
You stop. Let me do the rowing.
Just row slowly.
I feel a little dizzy.
Then promise me that
you will never broadcast my cupping video.
Okay, I promise.
If I broadcast the video...
I'll marry you!
Marry me? That's not necessary.
I belong to Wei Qing.
Haven't you heard a woman cannot serve two husbands?
What are you doing?
After safety comes lust and desires.
Now that we're safe, are you thinking of seducing me?
Sun Wu Di, we're finally on land.
We can go home.
Yes, we are on land.
We are safe now.
We were able to escape from the boundless ocean.
I'm sure nothing will ever defeat us in the future.
But, don't forget what you promised me on the boat.
Please!
How can I forget such a solemn vow to marry you?
Besides, I'm not like your boyfriend whose words can't be trusted.
You can definitely trust me, okay?
So, relax. I will not broadcast it.
I believe you, Sun Wu Di.
When will you let go of me?
We were adrift on the sea for so long
I want to go to Lucifer soon to see Wei Qing.
Does your boyfriend work there?
Yes, isn't he awesome?
Report battleground status again.
We have successfully completed the project to cut all TV cables.
From the street's one end to another
from East street to West street
within a five hundred-mile radius
no human can watch that TV show.
Chi Xin, what's wrong?
I realized we missed one house.
Which one?
[Guang Ji BBQ Shop]
We must cut the cable at home, or it will be the end if she watches the show.
We can't allow the show to be on at home.
That's for sure.
Shan Bao, when did you get back?
I've been back for a while now. Where have you been?
Out exercising!
Dad, why is your head all wrapped up?
The sun was too bright.
- Sun was too hot! - To prevent UV radiation!
This is to cut... cut grass and trim flowers.
- Play ping pong... - Trim nose hairs...
Come watch quickly.
Sun Wu Di's show will be coming up soon.
- Sun... - Hurry up! Quick!
Shan Bao.
Why are you watching... Sun Wu Di's show?
Dad, let me tell you.
It's because Sun Wu Di promised me that he won't broadcast my segment.
He will only broadcast the first part
to introduce Guang Ji's superb cooking to the whole country.
As for the segment on the sauce room
he won't show it.
- That's great! - Stay calm.
Are you sure other people's TVs...
can work?
It's like this.
We were afraid the neighbors will see the video.
So we cut all the neighbors' TV cables at night.
- You cut all of them? - Yes.
You really went out of line.
- Dad! - Okay, okay.
How about we use BBQ for Dim Sum as in killing two birds with one stone?
Let's invite the neighbors here to eat as a form of an apology.
No matter what happens, as long as they like Guang Ji.
Let's invite the neighbors now and get two things done with one act.
Eat and watch TV!
Come on. Let's go!
But, Shan Bao.
What if a jerk like Sun Wu Di fools us?
- He's the kind... - Brother!
Even though Sun Wu Di is weak and timid
he's really a good person!
Let me ask you. If someday we are at a life-or-death situation
and only one person can survive.
Will you abandon me?
Of course not, you silly.
I believe, other than family members
Sun Wu Di will definitely not abandon me.
I am also surprised to find him to be a person who would praise me sincerely.
What's wrong?
When you were just talking
there was a strange sparkle shining in your eyes.
Whenever you talked about Wei Qing I don't think your eyes looked like that.
Nonsense. I like Wei Qing the most.
Wu Di is just not as detestable as before.
So affectionate! Calling him Wu Di?
Are you hard at hearing?
Just now I clearly said, Sun Wu Di.
Not talking with you now!
This is strange.
Since when has Shan Bao become so friendly with Sun Wu Di?
Has something happened?
Hello.
All right, got it.
President Ji.
That boat's wreckage has been found.
There's no sign of life.
He... must have perished at sea.
Could this really be fate...
President Ji.
Before we encounter Eight-Nation Alliance
this is the time to spruce up Tian Xiang Lou
and give it a new image for the new era.
President Ji.
This is not the time to hesitate.
It is your right to take over Tian Xiang Lou.
How can you still not decide yet?
Last night I already chose not to rescue Wu Di.
Is there any turning back?
Uncle, why is it such a surprise to see me?
Unless you...
Uncle, why is it such a surprise to see me?
Unless you...
I... What about me?
You scared me. I thought you had a stroke.
A-Gui, you are the sous-chef. Why aren't you in the kitchen?
Yes, Young Boss.
Uncle.
I would like to discuss something very important with you.
You said you were kidnapped last night.
How could such a thing happen?
I believe someone does not want me return to Tian Xiang Lou.
Because I've discovered those two kidnappers
and the person in charge behind the scene
are most definitely Tian Xiang Lou's staff.
How is that possible? Our own people?
I've told you, never trust the employees.
You see now?
Anyway I will investigate it thoroughly.
No one will be left out.
No one!
As I've gotten out unscathed this time
these people should be worrying by now.
I guarantee I will make them eat prison meals forever.
I also suspect this is an inside job.
Therefore, Uncle, I'd like you to help me conduct a private investigation.
After I defeat Eight-Nation Alliance we will call the police immediately.
Uncle, you don't seem to look well.
It's nothing.
I'm just glad you've returned safely.
I'm worried about...
- Are you all right? - I'm fine.
If a girl didn't save me, I would have drowned.
A girl?
I don't have time to explain it all.
I need to help that girl do something.
And I will host the show just as usual today.
I want those people to know Sun Wu Di cannot be defeated so easily.
President Ji, what do we do?
If they find us through the investigation
we will be considered accomplices.
A-Qiang.
Have you taken care of Guang Ji BBQ's video tape?
Good, I'm going to the studio now.
I should ask Zu An to go to the studio too.
I will show her a whole new me today!
Go, go.
Boss, you're looking for me?
For the video taken at Guang Ji BBQ yesterday
have you cut out the unwanted scenes?
Of course boss, you don't even have to remind me.
I stayed up all night staring at the tape
to make sure those scenes are removed completely!
That's good.
Hu Shan Bao, lucky for me I don't have to marry you.
What? Sun Wu Di proposed to you?
How did you hear that?
He said...
He promised me he wouldn't show my cupping video or he'll marry me.
It sounded more like a solemn oath.
Not at all like a proposal.
If I had know he would make such a solemn oath
I should have let him film me doing cupping instead.
- Come in, come in. - Don't be modest...
Neighbors are family.
- It's Guang Ji's treat today. - Come, come...
We will also have Cantonese-style milk tea.
- Milk tea! - Everyone will get it...
Let me tell you.
Sun Wu Di came to interview our store, Guang Ji BBQ.
We'll be on his show on TV in a little while.
So I invite you to slowly eat and watch.
Enjoy!
- Okay. - Okay.
All the TVs around here don't get reception.
How come only your TV is working?
I think probably rats chewed through your TV cables.
- It's the rats. - The rats.
Has the show started yet?
- Yes, yes. - Come here, please.
- Hurry! - Hurry!
Wu Di's Delicious Food Date is on!
Get ready! One, two, three..
These housewives are really attracted by Sun Wu Di's charisma.
What charisma?
These people really seem like they are in a cult.
I don't care if it's good cult or bad cult
as long as they remember Guang Ji is good.
His inside is not as shallow as his outside.
Understand? Look.
I knew there's only one life jacket.
I only swam away to give you a scare.
You pushed me off, but what about you?
Only way to leave is to leave together.
Abandoning women and children is inhumane.
Sun Wu Di will never do anything like it.
Welcome to
Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date.
The hottest topic on the internet right now
is about the deadly flat-chested ghost at the BBQ Horror House.
But, does the flat-chested ghost really exist?
In today's Delicious Food Date, Wu Di will leave the studio
and enter the BBQ Horror House
to expose the truth about the flat-chested ghost.
You will regret it if you miss our exclusive video.
Please watch.
Welcome to Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date.
- Guang Ji! - Dad, it's Guang Ji!
Watch carefully. I'll be coming up soon.
That's me! That's me and Sun Wu Di on TV!
Sun Wu Di!
- Don't do this. - Come.
I, Hu Guang, in this profession...
Dad, you look super handsome!
Of course! When I look into the mirror I even fall in love with myself.
It's delicious!
Guang Ji's Salted Fish Chicken Tofu Pot
gets ninety points from me.
Chef Guang!
I want five orders of the Tofu Pot Wu Di just ate.
Ninety points!
Let's go cook!
The exclusive secret at the sauce room.
Isn't that the segment on the sauce room?
Why isn't it cut?
Mistake!
That can't be the video to broadcast.
- Cut to commercial! - What are you doing? The show's on now.
Sun Wu Di, what are you doing?
It's not time for commercials.
Why was that segment on?
Didn't you say you cut away all the messy scenes?
Right, I cut away the beginning portion when the chef was rambling a lot.
I meant to cut away Shan Bao's cupping scenes.
Are you a pighead?
But Boss, didn't you tell Hu Shan Bao
you wanted this segment to set a new ratings record?
You couldn't understand I was joking?
If you didn't understand, you should have asked.
You texted me to come to the studio today
so I can watch that?
Zu An.
Broadcasting such degrading footage is the new change you are so proud of?
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
How can I believe you?
Do you know this kind of broadcast is extremely harmful to a girl?
From now on, whenever people see her they will recall the exposed scene on TV.
How do you expect her to live on?
What you did is just like murder. Do you understand?
I simply cannot imagine how much you must dislike her
to be able to repeatedly hurt her so much?
I do not dislike her.
She even saved my life.
Really?
If I were her
I would regret very much to have saved you.
I think Shan Bao looks okay. She's strong.
She appears to be really calm.
Please. For something like this to happen how calm can a girl really be?
I think this is the calm before the storm.
Maybe in a little while...
- she'll cry out loud. - Don't scare me.
It would be good if she could cry.
It's been more than half an hour since the broadcast
she hasn't cried or yelled.
She has never acted this way before.
Don't talk anymore, let's just go in.
Why talk so much? Let's go in.
Hi, daughter.
Please let me hide.
I don't want anyone to see me.
I think she's saying she can't hear anything.
My baby, don't be scared.
There are only me and your brother.
There's no one else.
Even Chi Xin and Xiao Sa are not here.
We are no one. We are leaving.
There's no one else but us.
Shan Bao, it's really nothing that bad.
Many actresses these day have nude-photo specials.
The audience still support them very much. Right, Da Dao?
That's right, it's not just the actresses
but there are also many girls who post
their own nude photos to the internet.
Those photos all look better than yours.
In this day and age no one will look at you strangely.
Exactly! Times are different!
Dad... Brother...
I'm sorry to let you lose face.
No, you didn't. My face is still here.
You face? Is it still there?
- It's still here. - Yes, yes.
Is anybody in?
Who... who's got the nerve to come find me when I'm angry?
Chef Guang, it's that bastard Sun Wu Di.
So it's the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine that's here.
- What's that? - Forget Eight (meaning 'Bastard')
I want to see him too! Let's go!
You jerk! How dare you to come!
Sun Wu Di...
You lied to me and still dared to come?
Over there, Chef Guang, at the door.
- You dare to come? - About Hu Shan Bao...
- I'm truly sorry. - Sorry?
If you really mean it, you wouldn't have broadcast it.
I think you've planned to do it.
You tricked us and Shan Bao.
Sun Wu Di, you... are really wicked!
I... I didn't do it on purpose.
If you wanted to broadcast it, just admit it. Why trick us?
Shan Bao said you were a good person.
She wanted us to believe in you.
We even invited a lot of neighbors to watch the show together.
Instead, Shan Bao had to face all the critical gazes from other people.
Do you know how cruel that was?
I'm sorry.
That's why I'm here to see if there's anything I can do to make up for it.
The show is already aired.
All this talk is pretentious.
I should just get someone to fix you.
Don't hold me back.
Chef Guang!
You want to pay? I'll help you!
- Chef Guang! - Dad!
Forget it.
Shan Bao, why did you come down?
What are you saying?
How can we forget it?
Really just forget it.
Dad.
If you want to blame someone, you should blame me for doing stupid things
and even got filmed.
I believed the lies from this swindler.
My mistake caused my own troubles. I can't blame anyone else.
How is it your mistake? It's his mistake!
Dad.
Sun Wu Di.
You've rescued me once.
Just forget about this incident.
You can leave!
- Shan Bao. - Let go of your dirty hands.
You, womanizer!
I really didn't trick you on purpose.
The nude segment was broadcast because my assistant made a mistake.
That's why I'm here specially
- to say sorry to you. - So what?
Can your word of sorry turn back time?
Can it take me back to the time before the cupping video was broadcast?
Since the incident has already happened
why don't we think of ways to remedy it?
Maybe, I can pay for new decorations at Guang Ji?
Or, I can buy you a sports car?
Anything that requires money, I can get it done.
Stop talking nonsense. You...
Womanizer!
I don't want anything.
- I want you to leave. Go away! - Dad!
Shan Bao.
Surely you have some wish.
Let me...
Let the invincible Sun Wu Di help you fulfill the wish, please?
I'm Sun Wu Di, the invincible Wu Di.
Then, the invincible Sun Wu Di.
Can you remove the BBQ smell on my body?
Can you make me less powerful like other girls?
Can you make my biceps disappear?
Can you give me back my Wei Qing?
Your boyfriend doesn't want you anymore?
If it were you
would you want such a stupid girl as your girlfriend?
In the future, don't ask people to make a wish haphazardly
because you are not really invincible!
Shan Bao!
Haven't you had enough!
If you don't leave, and my dad tries you use the ax on you
we won't be able to stop it either.
Whether you believe me or not I will definitely fulfill your wish!
Don't waste our time anymore.
You... womanizer!
I don't want anything from you. Get away!
You, go away! I'll kill you!
Don't hold me back. Don't hold...
- Throw him out! - Yes.
Excuse me, womanizer!
Look, it's Guang Ji BBQ over there.
That flat-chested ghost on TV is from this store.
How terrible!
Who would want a girl who's been filmed like that!
A-Qiang, it's me.
Go to Lucifer and help me find someone...
someone named Wei Qing.
I don't care how difficult it is, you must find him.
I'm warning you, don't make a mistake again.
Hu Shan Bao.
Maybe I'm not really invincible
but I will help you recover your spirit.
Beef Chow Fun.
Hello, Selina? This is Wei Qing.
Did you transfer the money you promised to the wrong account?
I still haven't received it.
Are you trying to deny what you owe me?
You promised me in front of your husband.
Don't fool around. I really need the money.
Hello? Hello?
Why did you knock over my phone?
What kind of attitude is that?
Slacking off already on first day of work to make calls.
I haven't even scolded you for that and you are throwing my things around.
If it's broken, can you pay for it?
What's so great about a stupid old phone?
You scumbag, don't be a hotshot.
You begged me a long time for this job.
Why else would I have hired you?
I'm too nice and too kindhearted.
Pack your things and get out of here now.
What about my pay for today?
Pay?
You...
The food you cook tastes awful. Aren't you shameless!
Who cooks awful-tasting food?
You use substandard ingredients.
What substandard ingredients? Nonsense!
Take a look at this Beef Chow Fun.
You substituted the rice noodles with a cheaper version.
The beef is not marinated either.
No chicken stock and no oyster sauce.
If it weren't for my cooking skills, no one would recognize this dish.
You... please don't leave.
Excuse us.
Zhao Wei Qing, you bastard.
Get out! Get out of here now!
I'm not paying you a single penny!
If you don't leave now, I'll call the police!
As soon I got here, I saw you and my wife kissing and nibbling ears.
Do you think I didn't see it?
Kiss it.
So he's Zhao Wei Qing.
Zhao Wei Qing!
Your roommate told me where you were.
So you are Zhao Wei Qing.
Hu Shan Bao's boyfriend.
You know her?
That's right. You just aired her nude scenes on your show today.
So you've watched the show.
So what if I did?
Sun Wu Di, you've got the wrong guy!
I am not Hu Shan Bao's boyfriend.
I don't have anything to do with her.
Have you ditched her because of the show?
It's none of your business.
Her scenes were aired on my show.
- So I am responsible... - So?
You came here purposely.
Are you so bored that you want me to make up with her?
Does she know about your dalliances with other women?
- She's in love with you. - So what?
Since you know about my dalliances with other women
then you should know I was just playing her.
Can't you find someone better to play?
She is such a devoted kind of person.
If you didn't like her, you shouldn't have started the relationship.
Now that it's started, you should be responsible.
Responsible?
If I had to be responsible for every woman I dallied with
I wouldn't be able to finish up!
Do all those women fall in love with you the way Shan Bao has?
Like how she is wholeheartedly devoted to you like a pilot on a suicide mission?
Not every man gets to meet a women
who gives everything but doesn't expect anything in return.
If you miss the chance, you'll regret it.
It's still my problem.
Forget it!
How much money will it take for you to go back to Hu Shan Bao?
Is NT$200,000 enough?
NT$200,000?
What do you think I am? A gigolo?
So you can weigh and measure the cost?
I'm telling you, don't cross the line.
Judging how you behaved at the bar that day
calling you a gigolo is just about right.
Aren't you short of money now?
I said NT$200,000, it's for every month.
Besides paying you, I can also arrange for you to work at Tian Xiang Lou.
Tian Xiang Lou...
Ruo Lan!
Regarding the death and wounded caused by the fire near Tian Xiang Lou
we express our sympathies, but it has nothing to do with Tian Xiang Lou.
We did not place anything in the alleyway
that blocked the fire engines from entering.
For those who seek monetary damages from false accusations
we reserve the right to sue them for defamation and damages.
We will not be lenient.
You should be a professional chef.
Tian Xiang Lou is Taiwan's top restaurant.
A cook with your skills, without my help you would never be able to get in.
I really don't see why Hu Shan Bao likes you.
Why am I forced to plead with you?
Based on my offer
there are many more qualified men who would jump for this opportunity.
But it has to be you.
Only you can make her happy.
Making me work so hard for it.
Exactly!
Why are you taking the trouble?
Why are you doing so much for her?
Why is she so important to you?
I already told you. I feel responsible for this matter.
No matter how much it will cost I want her to regain her happiness.
Just to make her happy
you're willing to pay me NT$200,000 a month.
You must have an above-average sense of responsibility.
Or, perhaps...
she's worth even more!
Think whatever you like.
Do you accept my offer or not?
Sure, I agree to go back to her.
This time, I want you to be in a sincere relationship with her.
Don't treat her halfheartedly like before.
Like a contract, there should be a term limit.
Do you actually want me to marry her?
The limit is, until she falls in love with another person.
In other words, she can dump you, but you cannot leave her.
You are so considerate.
Outsiders might think you are closely related to her.
I don't care.
As long as you pay, it's fine with me.
You are a real cad.
Clear your schedule for tomorrow.
I want you to appear on my live show.
Live show? Why?
Of course it's for fulfilling Shan Bao's wish.
Tomorrow I will transform her into someone envied by women everywhere.
It's a deal.
Tian Qing.
You'd never imagine your medical bills will be paid for by this lying murderer.
Tell me, isn't this karma?
Why is Hu Shan Bao so important to Sun Wu Di?
- Xiao Sa. - Brother Zhong.
You are free today, Brother Zhong?
What can I do for you?
I'm placing an order for thirty box lunches for my employee's lunch tomorrow.
- Okay, thank you. - No problem. We'll get them done.
- Okay, bye bye. - Thank you.
By the way
what they were showing on TV today
it couldn't have been Shan Bao, could it?
I think, if his daughter really did that
how could Chef Guang still have any pride to keep his shop open?
Chef Guang.
The person on that show was my daughter Shan Bao.
We will deliver your box lunches on time tomorrow.
Do you want anything else?
Nothing, nothing. I'll leave then.
- Excuse me. - Take care.
Sit, Chef.
Chef, you didn't have to do that.
When this kind of incident happens
it'll spread like wildfire. You can't hide it.
I...
I will stand tall and keep Guang Ji open.
If I can't face it
how can I expect my daughter to face it?
So you say...
Chef, what's wrong? Chef?
Chef, did your brain freeze? Chef?
Just now... I think I saw Shan Shan.
You're always like this.
Whenever you feel blue, you always think you see Shan Bao's mom.
You may be right.
If Shan Bao's mom were alive Shan Bao would be very happy.
What should I do?
Mom?
How's that possible?
Are you really Mom?
If it's really Mom, the hair should be smoother.
Mom!
Shan Bao, good girl.
Mom!
Brother, why did you dress like this?
Everyone says I take after our mom.
Mom used to comfort you whenever you were sad.
I thought if I dressed up like Mom it would work on you.
I'm so stupid. You saw through it right away.
I shouldn't have had this stupid idea and treated you like a dummy.
Mom!
Brother, thank you.
Actually you are already like her a lot.
I want to call Mom a few more times.
Shan Bao hasn't called out 'Mom' for a long time.
Mom.
Even though you haven't been by my side
I have grown up bravely by myself.
Who says Mom hasn't stayed by our side?
Do you remember what Mom said to us before she died?
I remember.
Mom said, even though she wasn't going to be by our side
whenever we feel sad
just close our eyes to talk to her
she will send blessings to us from Heaven.
The next day everything will get better.
Come.
Let's close our eyes and talk to Mom.
She will bless us.
Tomorrow will be a better day for us.
Everyone in Hu Shan Bao's family is like a rioter.
What should I do?
I'm forced to write a note to you to for communication.
It's not like I have a crush on you.
So weird.
Trust your brother. Mom's blessing will be coming soon.
Really?
I'm here to give you the good news
so tomorrow you can look glowingly to appear on the show.
Is there a considerate man left other than me, Sun Wu Di?
Who is so lacking in civic values that throws trash around
and even into my room?
Pick it up.
There is writing.
Brother, what does it say?
I don't understand the first line.
The second line has 'see' and 'you'.
I get it. It means there's a Peeping Tom looking at you.
There must be some perverts attracted here because of the show.
Then what should we do?
There's really a pervert peeking at you?
I don't know.
Maybe he's looking at me?
As soon as Hu Shan Bao saw the good news
she closed her curtains and went to bed.
Oh no, I forgot to return her cell phone.
[Delete]
I won't delete it.
This will show you who's a bold and self-confident real man.
If I still can't help you tomorrow
I'll generously let you post my shower photo.
Is Miss Hu Shan Bao in?
Who's looking for Shan Bao?
- You are Hu Shan Bao? - I am not.
- I... - Who's looking for her?
- Mr. Sun sent us. - Mr. Sun?
Sun Wu Di.
Why is Sun Wu Di looking for me?
- So you are Hu Shan Bao? - Yes.
- That's better. Take her. - Hurry.
What are you doing?
Why are you taking Shan Bao?
- What is Sun Wu Di doing? - That's enough!
Mr. Sun said, if Miss Hu wants to see her boyfriend she'd better come with us.
Hurry up!
- Love... - Chi Xin!
What are you planning to do?
Our mission today is to transform the Great Plains into Mount Everest.
No matter what it takes.
Stuff them all in.
I don't want to.
Can I see Wei Qing looking like this?
Add two more dumpling pads.
More?
Clear your schedule for tomorrow.
- I want you to appear on my live show. - Why?
Of course it's for fulfilling Shan Bao's wish.
Tomorrow I will transform her into someone envied by women everywhere.
I said two hundred thousand, it's for every month.
Besides paying you, I can also arrange for you to work at Tian Xiang Lou.
Why are you doing so much for her?
Why is she so important to you?
I already told you. I feel responsible for this matter.
No matter how much it will cost
I want her to regain her happiness.
Are you ready?
You are Hu Shan Bao?
Who else? Didn't you order them to turn me into this?
That's more like you.
Don't think that just because the wrapping paper is changed
Three Treasure Rice will turn into Eel Over Rice.
What Eel Over Rice, I don't understand.
I'm telling you that you look very pretty.
but it's still the same lack of poise.
You think I look pretty today?
The point is I said you lacked poise.
Don't just listen to half of what I say.
Sun Wu Di.
You ordered people to make me look this way
and you've brought me to the TV studio.
What's going on?
Didn't you say yesterday that I cannot
reverse time and go back to before the broadcast?
Even though I cannot reverse time
I will show you today how the
invincible Sun Wu Di can change the future.
After today's program, no one will ridicule you again.
You no longer have any credibility.
How can I believe you again?
I told you already it was not intentional.
Also, I'm not the invincible Iron Man
I'd be afraid your dad will chop me up with his knife.
Sun Wu Di, you'd better keep your word.
I really don't want to see my dad and brother be so sad because of me.
Don't worry. After today, no one will ridicule you because of this again.
Also, Wei Qing will definitely return to your side.
You are boasting again.
Hu Shan Bao, I'll say it again.
You'd better listen well. I'll only say it once.
If Wei Qing is your dream I will definitely make your dream come true.
Why are you helping me so much?
To restore your faith in me.
Also, didn't you make this wish?
So, the invincible Sun Wu Di will achieve it for you.
I know I'm very handsome, but please don't look at me like you are hypnotized.
Who's hypnotized?
You are not as handsome as Wei Qing.
Don't twist facts just because you think I owe you.
I'm not lying.
Mr. Sun, get ready for filming.
Let's go.
Countdown's starting... ready...
Five, four, three, two, cue...
Talk!
Where has Sun Wu Di taken Shan Bao?
- I don't know. - You still don't know?
Even now you are still covering up for your sexual fantasy?
I really don't know.
I only know Sun Wu Di said
if Shan Bao wanted to see Wei Qing then she has to go with them.
When Shan Bao heard that, she went with them willingly.
Wei Qing?
- Isn't he Shan Bao's boyfriend? - Yes.
What exactly is their relationship?
- Talk! - Please let me go.
- I really don't... - Come see Sun Wu Di's show!
I haven't watched it yet and you are watching?
- No, I'm still questioning. - No, Shan Bao is on TV.
I don't care. Shan...
Move! Out of my way!
Is that Shan Bao?
Is that really my daughter?
Vulgar!
Welcome to
Wu Di and Your... Delicious Food Date!
I'm sure many viewers are curious about
who the girl standing next to me is.
Actually, although people don't know her
but you have surely heard of her nickname on the internet.
That's right! She is the legendary figure from Guang Ji BBQ.
- The flat-chest ghost! - Camera one zoom in to her chest.
Isn't that too exaggerated?
That's not how they built the Empire State building.
It has cause much understanding with the viewers.
Many called in to complain.
What we aired yesterday was actually not a sexy nude scene.
Today we will decode the mosaic and reveal the truth.
So that's how I look in D-cup?
Please, do you think that's real?
Good!
Besides having Miss Hu with you in the studio today
we have also arranged a secret guest.
You don't mean...
If Wei Qing is your dream then I will make your dream come true.
Let's welcome our secret special guest!
Mr. Zhao is Hu Shan Bao's boyfriend
Zhao Wei Qing!
So, Mr. Zhao.
You are appearing on our show today.
Do you have a wish that I can help you fulfill?
Because of a little misunderstanding
Shan Bao and I broke up and she's been very sad.
So today I came her to make a true-love dish to present to Shan Bao
hoping she will forgive me and accept me again.
Go over to him.
Can I please have my girlfriend?
Subtitles by DramaFever
Doing a good deed occasionally actually feels not too bad.
Why did you do that just now?
Why is it wrong for me to kiss my girlfriend?
Sooner or later, Hu Shan Bao will be heartbroken.
Sun Wu Di!
Why don't you grow up? You are still like a little child.
You're the one who needs to grow up.
If anyone bullies you don't hide away and cry by yourself.
Come to me, okay?
Give it to me.
Hu Shan Bao!
Sun Wu Di, I always see you without clothes.
It makes me very embarrassed.
You are sick and still come visit me so early in the morning.
Today is Wei Qing's first day at work.
Finish your food quickly, so you can go down to welcome him with me.
Surprise!
Congratulations on your new job at Tian Xiang Lou.
Didn't you see I was meeting with Zhao Wei Qing?
We have four unfriendly foreigners here.
They are bothering other guests.
What's to be afraid of the foreigners?
Where's Hu Shan Bao?
The situation was tense, so I asked her to wait inside.
Tian Xiang Lou is a scaredy-cat.
You don't even dare to take on a challenge.
Losers.
Defeat them!
Let them regret picking on Tian Xiang Lou.
If Tian Xiang Lou wins
then Eight-Nation Alliance will unconditionally return the ownership
of all the acquired Asian restaurants. Go back!